Somerset County League

Division 1

Monday 18th April 2022

Kick Off 15.00 Actual 15.02

Staplegrove 0 Yatton & Cleeve United 1, attendance 24

19’ 0-1

@ Staplegrove Sports Club

Bishops Playing Fields

Manor Road

Staplegrove

TA2 6EG

No Admission or Programme.

Staplegrove is a couple of miles northwest of Taunton, so was an ideal choice on my return from Cornwall. It was 13th versus 8th in the league table. Staplegrove have pulled themselves up to fourth bottom in the table (the bottom two go down) with 10 points from their last four matches coming into this and were unlucky not to add to that impressive run this afternoon.

Yatton & Cleeve United had an effort come back off the post in the opening minutes, and could have scored a couple of goals, before going ahead after nineteen minutes, the ’keeper saving the first shot, but being beaten by the rebound. Numerous chances were created, but wasted, by both teams and it was a surprise that there were no further goals. It did look like Staplegrove had grabbed an equaliser right at the death, when the Yatton ’keeper got his glove caught in the goal netting as he punched a cross clear, under challenge from a striker, but both Linesman and Referee were of the opinion the ball hadn’t crossed the line. If it didn’t, it is hard to see how he got caught in the net.

Staplegrove finished the day four points clear of second bottom Nailsea & Tickenham Reserves, and with two games in hand, it is looking likely that they will stay up.

St. Piran League

West Division

Saturday 16th April 2022

Kick Off 15.00 Actual 15.01

St. Day 2 Mullion 4, attendance 85

13’ 0-1

26’ 0-2

47’ 1-2

61’ 1-3

70’ 1-4

90’ 2-4

@ Vogue Park

Vogue Terrace

St. Day

TR16 5NQ

£3 Admission

No Programme.

As with yesterday, I was left with little choice of games if I was to avoid reserve opposition. It was a toss up between leaders Illogan R.B.L., who were hosting bottom of the table St. Ives Town, or this game, which was 2nd versus 3rd in the league table. In the end, there was only one game anyway, as St. Ives decided less than three hours before kick off that they couldn’t be bothered to ’raise a team’ and are one to be avoided at all costs in future, unless there is a nearby back up. With Illogan being awarded the three points for the St. Ives ’no show’, it meant there was an even greater significance to this match. If St. Day lost, then Illogan would be champions. Ten minutes before kick off the Illogan squad arrived to watch the game, taking over the balcony at the front of the clubhouse.

Mullion started very brightly, opening the scoring on thirteen minutes, before doubling their lead on twenty six minutes, when touching in a cross at the near post. It was still 0-2 at halftime, but St. Day were back in it two minutes after the restart, scrambling the ball over the line from close range. It was certainly game on now, especially when Mullion had a player sin binned four minutes later. The ten men edged 1-3 in front, scoring directly from a corner, with what was the last kick before they were back up to the full complement of eleven, following the sin bin, and with twenty minutes left it was 1-4, when a through ball was finished with a first time shot. Each away goal had been greeted with a louder cheer than the last, and Illogan knew they were about to take the title. St Day did pull it back to 2-4 in the final minute, but it was too late to alter the outcome.

So Illogan are champions, with four games to spare. St. Day remain second, but only lead Mullion, who have the better goal difference, by a single point. Both have three games to play.

St. Piran League

West Division

Friday 15th April 2022

Kick Off 11.00 Actual 11.04

St. Agnes 5 Perranporth 0, attendance 82

16’ 1-0 (pen)

34’ 2-0

49’ 3-0 (pen)

76’ 4-0

85’ 5-0

@ Ynys Parc

Trevaunance Road

St. Agnes

TR5 0SS

£3 Admission

No Programme.

I only had the choice of two previously unvisited grounds in the south of the country today, and as the game at St. Mawgan involved reserve opposition, I went with this, which was 7th versus 14th in the league table. The hosts are too far adrift to challenge for the top places, but Perranporth needed the points in their fight against relegation. Even though the clubs are just 5 miles apart, it never really had the feel of a local derby. Perhaps if it hadn’t been so one sided, it may have been different.

St. Agnes went ahead with a penalty after sixteen minutes and doubled their lead just after the half hour mark, which more or less ended it as a contest. Right on halftime a Perranporth player suffered a bad ankle injury, which looked like it might have meant the game being abandoned. An ambulance was called, but it was thought it would be at least two hours before it would arrive. The Referee sensibly said they would take halftime and see how things developed from there. In the meantime, the player was stretchered off and after a break of 36 minutes, we were back underway, just as the injured player was taken to hospital by car.

Within four minutes of the restart it was 3-0, the hosts scoring with a second penalty, and the visitors then held out until fourteen minutes from time, before a dipping 30 yarder sailed over the ’keeper, to make it 4-0. Their bad day continued, having a man sent off for picking up a second yellow card, before St. Agnes made it 5-0 with five minutes left.

Bedfordshire County League

Premier Division

Wednesday 13th April 2022

Kick Off 18.15 Actual 18.13

Stevington 3 Sharnbrook 3, attendance 43

16’ 0-1

31’ 1-1

36’ 1-2

77’ 1-3

80’ 2-3

89’ 3-3 (pen)

@ Pavenham Village Hall & Playing Field

Bedford Road

Pavenham

MK43 7PH

No Admission or Programme.

Tonight’s match was 9th versus 1st in the league table. Sharnbrook are going for back to back titles, having won Division 1 ‘B’ last season, where they were undefeated in their 22 league matches, winning 17 of them.

Stevington matched them early on, but Sharnbrook gradually got on top, going ahead with a shot that seemed to deceive the ’keeper as he was left flat footed as the shot flew into the corner. Stevington levelled with their only shot on target in the first half, half an hour in, with an angled shot beating the ’keeper at the near post. A header from a corner saw Sharnbrook edge back in front before halftime and the points looked safe when a lob from inside the box put them 1-3 up with thirteen minutes left. A short back pass saw a Stevington substitute lift the ball over the ’keeper with his first touch of the ball since coming on, to make it 2-3 just three minutes later and out of nothing they made it 3-3 with a minute left, when they dispatched a penalty, awarded for a push in the back, which was hotly disputed by the visitors, but looked the correct decision to me. No sooner had they levelled, they had a player sin binned and Sharnbrook should have won it in stoppage time, but a great chance was blazed over the bar, when it looked easier to score.

National League U19 Alliance

Division E

Wednesday 13th April 2022

Kick Off 14.15 Actual 14.19

Aldershot Town London U19 1 Worthing U19 13, attendance 9

@ Bannister Sports Centre, 3G Pitch

Uxbridge Road

Harrow

HA3 6SW

No Admission or Programme.

This afternoon’s match was an opportunity to visit a ground that is also home to Middlesex County League Premier Division team F.C. Soma. It is a standard cage set up, with a spectator area along one side, bar a few sections of high fencing. It was also en route, sort of, for my intended evening match in Bedfordshire.

Unfortunately, this league can throw up some absolutely farcical scores, this being one of them, although at least there was an excuse of sorts for Aldershot. Facing a fixture backlog, for some reason they decided it would be a good idea to play a ’double header’ today, using just a squad of 16 or 17 players. They played Carshalton Athletic at 11.15, going down 2-5, before having just over an hours rest, before taking on Worthing. The fact they were playing the team second in the league table, followed by the league leaders, just seems ridiculous and gives a poor impression of how things are run at Aldershot.

It was 0-3 after just nineteen minutes, before Aldershot pulled one back on thirty minutes with the goal of the game, an absolute thunderbolt into the top corner from the edge of the box. It was 1-6 by halftime and the goals kept flowing after the break, as Worthing ran in seven more with very little resistance. The Aldershot ’keeper actually pulled off a fair number of saves and couldn’t be blamed for any of the goals. As for Worthing, they actually used three different ’keepers. The original one went off injured, before two different outfield players had a spell between the sticks. They could have played without a ’keeper and would still have won easily.

Suffolk & Ipswich League

Senior Division

Tursday 12th April 2022

Kick Off 18.00 Actual 18.06

Bildeston Rangers 1 Capel Plough 2, attendance 28

4’ 0-1

79’ 1-1

90’+ 4, 1-2

@ Bildeston Sportsfield

Consent Lane

Bildeston

IP7 7SB

No Admission or Programme.

Tonight’s match was 9th versus 16th (bottom) in the league table. Capel broke the deadlock just four minutes in, heading in off the post, from a corner on the left. They certainly didn’t play like a team propping up the table and were very effective on the break. The game was back and forth throughout, with neither side looking very good at the back. There were plenty of chances at both ends, with Capel looking the more likely to add to the scoring, but it remained 0-1 at the break.

It looked like the one goal was going to be enough for the visitors, but having hit the angle of crossbar and post with an effort that looked harder to miss than score, Bildeston finally levelled with eleven minutes left. A long angled ball into the box from the halfway line, saw the striker get his head to it as the ’keeper tried to punch clear and the ball looped over the line. Bildeston lost their ’keeper to injury in the 89th minute, replaced by an outfield player, and it was his inexperience, trying to use his feet to clear a free kick, rather than his hands , that saw the attempted clearance followed in from close range, to win if for Capel in stoppage time.

The win sees Capel close the gap on second bottom Leiston St. Margarets to a point, with a game in hand, whilst third bottom Achilles are on the same points, but having played three games more. Only the bottom two are relegated from this division and as Capel have by far the better goal difference of the three, they have a good chance of avoiding the drop, especially if they can put in a few more performances like this.

Cheltenham League

Division 3

Monday 11th April 2022

Kick Off 18.15 Actual 18.23

A.F.C. Kempsey 8 Newton 1, attendance 29

4’ 1-0

20’ 2-0

33’ 3-0

46’ 4-0

51’ 5-0

66’ 5-1 (pen)

78’ 6-1

82’ 7-1

87’ 8-1

@ Plovers Rise Playing Field

Plovers Rise

Kempsey

WR5 3SA

No Admission or Programme.

The game finally kicked off eight minutes late, with the visitors having just the bare eleven players. The match was played on a pitch as far from the changing rooms as it could possibly be, on what was a very poor surface, not that it would have made much difference here, as it was a dreadful standard of football, even allowing for the low level the bottom division of this league sits at.

It was 4th versus 10th in the league table. As a contest, it was all over after ten minutes, when Newton lost a player through injury, already trailing 1-0 to a fourth minute opener. Their ten men were never going to make a game of it and by halftime it was 3-0. Oddly, their ’Linesman’ came on at the start of the second half, bringing them back up to the full compliment of eleven (no idea why they never used him straight away) but two goals in the opening six minutes saw Kempsey cruise into a 5-0 lead. Newton rallied briefly, hitting the crossbar with an overhead kick, then heading the rebound against the post, before pulling it back to 5-1 with a goal from the penalty spot. Kempsey added three more goals as the visitors tired and if it wasn’t for a number of good saves by the Newton ’keeper, the final score would have been well into double figures.

This win sees Kempsey rise to second in the table, four points behind leaders Bishops Cleeve Development, but with five games in hand. Montpellier (Cheltenham) are third, level on points with Kempsey, but with a game in hand, whilst Relics are a further point back, having played one game more.

East Sussex League

Division 1

Saturday 9th April 2022

Kick Off 15.00 Actual 14.58

The Junior Club Tackleway 2 S.C. Pass+Move Arrows 0, attendance 57

37’ 1-0

78’ 2-0

@ The Dave Brown Memorial Playing Fields

Barley Lane

Hastings

TN35 5DX

No Admission or Programme.

This was 4th versus 5th in the league table, with both still in with a shout of taking one of the two promotion places, whilst Tackleway could still pip leaders Bexhill A.A.C. to the title. The fact that second in the table Sidley United Reserves were hosting third placed Rye Town, meant it was all to play for, with just three points separating second and fifth in the table.

It was a very tight game, played on a dreadful pitch, that was rock hard and bobbly and certainly not conducive to playing good football. Arrows started brighter and could easily have been ahead by a couple of goals. Tackleway came back into it, breaking the deadlock eight minutes before halftime, when a looping shot from the edge of the box saw a defender duck underneath it, giving the ’keeper no chance to react as the ball flew past him. The game could have gone either way, but twelve minutes from time, a ball over the top saw the striker race clear and finish emphatically to make it 2-0.

The top three, who all have one game to play, are locked together on 34 points. Bexhill A.A.C. have the best goal difference, of +36, with Rye Town +20 and Tackleway +17. With just two promotion places, it will certainly be a very exciting finish to the season.

Stratford-upon-Avon Alliance League

Division 2

Thursday 7th April 2022

Kick Off 18.30 Actual 18.20

Meadow Park 3 A.F.C. Stratford 0, attendance 44

59’ 1-0

73’ 2-0

80’ 3-0 (pen)

@ LG Harris

Hanbury Road

Stoke Prior

B60 4AE

No Admission or Programme.

Tonight’s match was 4th versus 2nd in the league table, with Meadow Park trying to chase down league leaders F.I.S.S.C. Reserves, who they drew 0-0 away to on Tuesday. They came into this trailing them by 16 points, but with six games in hand, the title was still in their own hands. The two meet here at the end of the month in a game that could well decide it. There had been a bit of confusion over what time kick off was tonight, with 18.00 and 18.30 being advertised. We played it safe by arriving for the earlier time, but in the end we got underway at 18.20.

It wasn’t much of a game and looked set to finish goalless, until Stratford had a man sent off after 58 minutes for picking up a second yellow card. A minute later Meadow Park opened the scoring, a shot on the turn finding the top corner. A near post header, from a cross out on the left, made it 2-0, before a ’Panenka’ penalty saw James Ward complete his hat trick with ten minutes left.

East Berkshire League

League Trophy Group B

Wednesday 6th April 2022

Kick Off 18.00 Actual 18.03

Iver Heath 5 Stoke Poges Saints 5, attendance 19

2’ 1-0

7’ 1-1

12’ 2-1

24’ 3-1

41’ 3-2 (pen)

42’ 3-3

45’ 3-4

51’ 4-4

70’ 4-5

71’ 5-5

@ Iver Heath Recreation Ground

Church Road

Iver Heath

SL0 0RW

No Admission or Programme.

I had been unable to confirm this match, as neither club are up to date on social media, and the F.A. Find a Club website had no contact numbers listed for either club. As I approached the village, it was absolutely hammering it down with rain and there were vast amounts of standing water on the roads, as well as it going very dark, so I was relieved to see players warming up outside the changing rooms. Thankfully, the rain stopped about ten minutes before kick off and the skies cleared to give a pleasant evening in the end and the pitch was in excellent condition.

These two are the top two, in what is a four team group, both playing in the Premier Division, with this being 5th versus 8th, as far as league positions go. It was an absolute cracker. Iver Heath led 3-1 midway through the first half, but three goals in the final five minutes, saw Saints turn it round to lead 3-4 at the break. By the 71st minute it was 5-5 and I thought my highest ever drawn match seen, which is 6-6, was under serious threat, but the scoring was over for the night. I had to settle for my fifth ever 5-5 draw instead. Brilliant entertainment.